Mana satu ?

"Lawa aa iPod tu "
"Hishh, kalau convert henjin kancil aku ni pun mantap gak ni"
"lawa la pulak katil IKEA ni , geram wa nak rembat satu "
"N70! adussss...cair beb !!"
vs
"Bang!! ... baju Yassin ni dah ketat dah "
"Bang!!....kita beli aa buku ust Zahazan tu..."
"tak yah ngada2 , beras dah nak habis tuu"
"Bangggggggg.......gas dah habissssssssssssss"
"Bang ! pi solat jemaah isyak kat masjid nuhhh"
"Pi laa main ngan Yassin tu... seharian tak jumpa abang ...."

Alaaahaiiii......!!!!!